Auntie Krizu (snowgrouse) wrote in metaquotes,
Auntie Krizu
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The art of being ill

queenbamfie describes a bout of sickness here:

So, in the height of my hysteria and after various rubbing, pulling, slapping and wiggling movements, thus ascertaining the fact that it was not, in fact, my imagination, nor was it cramp, I gave up and bubbled like a small baby that had just realised mummy didn’t love it anymore. In fact, I bubbled like a baby that had just realised mummy didn’t love it anymore and neither did daddy and they regretted ever making it and were moving to Hawaii to pursue their dream of grass skirts and hula dancing and never coming back because after a half hour THE PAIN HAD NOT GONE AWAY, OH MY GOD THE PAIN (in case you didn’t get it the first time).

The whole post is hilarious...
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