"...Face it. FEET ARE UGLY. Everyone's feet. Your feet are ugly. My feet are ugly too. Everyone has damn ugly feet. I know that asking people with ugly faces to wear bags over their heads is impossible. But this isn't. What were you weirdos wearing all winter? You own proper shoes. I know you do. You live in Canada. SO WEAR THEM. Stop offending people's eyesight and stinking up public places with your sad excuse for style that's most likely caused because you're too frikin' lazy to find socks....."
The whole rant is here:
*shrugs* I find the whole thing amusing, but yes there are people who like feet. I am not, however, one of them.