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Never eating a Muffin the same way again

DarkMonkey13 ponders Reel Big Fish and Muffins http://www.livejournal.com/users/darkmonkey13/

muffins used to be code. That's right, oh yes, muffins were code for sex. Damn straight. Varieties of muffin, you'll find, translate quite well into varieties of sex depending on the level of your perversion. Blueberry is when you like it rough. Chocolate chip was interracial. Chocolate was backdoor. Strawberry was your first time (aaaahhh). Banana nut was full tilt humping. Cream cheese, well you can guess at that one.

The girl that I always made these jokes with had a fixation on mini-muffins, which she insisted were not about pedophilia, but her Asian fixation.

Anyways, thought I'd share.

I need me some muffins

 

 

 

well, it made me laugh, then look at my chocolate chocolate chip muffin which i was eating when i read it

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