Things Skippy Is Not Allowed To Do Now That He Is Pope
1. I am not allowed to moon the congregation.
2. I am not allowed to perform the sacrament of St. Jack the 80-Proof.
3. My miter is not a toy.
4. When in the Popemobile, Cardinals are not worth 10 points each.
(4.1. This is not because they are actually worth 111 points. -sariel_di)