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If you can't be nice, at least be vague.
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With permission, from blackperson - the funniest thing I've read this month!!
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So Karl Rove, Bush's campaign guy, came to my campus today. I had a class as my official excuse for not going. But all day long, it was all anyone could talk about.

Them: Are you going to hear Karl Rove? Are you going? You gotta go! This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing!

Me: (thinking) Man, they have some sad lifetime monuments.

Them: I can't wait to hear him speak, can you?

Me: Well usually when I want to talk to the Anti Christ, I summon him from a circle of blood. So I might just go to my room, light some candles, and fling some dead cats at my walls instead.

Them: *blinks*

Me: (thinking): I wonder if I'm a terrorist now...
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