I am an Architectural Digest Whore. Its like a fix. I couldn't get it Sunday, cuz the stores that sold it were closed, so I had to settle for Metropolitan Home. That's like having low grade crack instead of the finest heroin. Like having sex with a decrepit 47 year old wanna be porno director, instead of Ewan Maccccggrreeeegoooorrrrrrrrrrrr screaming your name.
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