dachelle runs the Minions of Ultimate Drew website, because she's such a big fan of Drew Goddard (who's written for Buffy, Angel, ALIAS, and LOST episodes). At the LOST Fuselage fan party in LA last weekend, they did a mad lib at the Minion lunch on "how Drew really got his job writing for television." It killed me.
"I will give you a job in television," said the King, "but first you must bring me the spork of the Wicked Witch of Hollywood, Paris Hilton. She lives in a Half & Half guarded by annoying fangirls."
"No, not fangirls!" jumped Drew.
"Yes, fangirls," confirmed the King
The whole Mad Lib.