I'd stayed up all night talking about slash to a friend of mine, and I ended up asleep on my desk during a particularly boring Chemistry lesson. The teacher had gone to talk to someone out of the classroom and my friend wanted to ask me something...
Me: *sits bolt upright* Fuck him HARDER! *hits desk again*
Class: *turns around and stares* Ummm...
Friend: Elz, wake up!
Me: They're shagging in the wardrobe!
Friend: Um... who?
Me: [favourite band]
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