He's a cowboy jedi master! OMFG!! Just imagine that.
Ahh, I got you now you damn Aladdins! I bet y'all didn't know I had all these miniclorathingies in my blood. My daddy gave'em to me cause he was the best Jedi ever! Even better than Samuel L. Jackson!
And i bet y'all didn't know that my Uncle Dick's daughter's a Jedi too! And she got one of them th'ar Rainbow Light Sabers!