Does it make me a bad person to laugh at the idea of Joseph and the Virgin Mary dry-humping?
It's a good thing they didn't have LiveJournal back then. Can you imagine?
"Me ad teh babydaddy (not the Reel babydaddy, cuz thats GOD, I just call Joey the babydaddy for apearances) ran away to Ejipt and OMG, it's a good thing cuz after we left Herod killed all the babies -- exept mine!!1! LOLz!"