So this morning I'm balancing my bank accounts/credit card when I come across a receipt from a restaurant. I didn't recall having eaten there anytime recently, then I notice the date and time. My honest-to-god gut reaction was, "Wait, did I buy her dinner? Was I that drunk?"
In my laughter at how bizarre that thought was, I make a typo in which instead of a closing parenthesis I put "9". Which would mean I didn't hit shift and hit one key to the left of where I meant to. Except I balance my checkbook using pen and paper.