That does it. I want a computer operating system that gives error messages even end-users can understand, e.g.:
'Your computer is totally fucked yo. Reset the damn thing before I go postal on yur ass'
'Starting too many programs too quick makes TEH BABY JEYSUS CRY'
'Dude, like, get them magnets, like, away from the computer, like'
'This email address is invalid - you totally spelt it wrong you prick'
'Trying to get a new computer game to run on this pile of shit is like trying to get YO MOMMA to run along behind a train'
'This site is blocked because your IT department are not fucking stupid and KNOW you try to look at porn'