Herman the Jazzmahn (jazzmahn) wrote in metaquotes,
Herman the Jazzmahn
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From here, courtesy of van

While talking about not swerving to miss animals when driving...

This is such cheap advice because then you go, "Oh, shit! A deer!" and you don't swerve and then the deer flies through your windshield, instantly decapitates you, you swerve due to death into oncoming traffic, collide head on with the bus full of child nuns which rolls the bus off the side of the mountain, down a steep embankment and into the old folks retirement home right during bingo night.
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