Uncle Steve (tyrell) wrote in metaquotes,
Uncle Steve
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With permission from halcyon_shift's LJ, where she's explains how her eye test went...


Optician: So, how long has it been since your last eye check?
Me: Uh, well ... I think Labour were in government. [In the UK!]
Optician: 3 years. Almost exactly.
Me: Is that good? At least I'm consistent!
Optician: Well, don't worry, eyes don't tend to change much between late twenties and early thirties anyway.
Me: Oh, goo... wait! Late twenties? When did 25 become late twenties?!
Optician: Sorry, you're old.
Me: I hate you.

ONE EYE TEST LATER

Optician: So, your eyes have changed quite a lot more than anticipated.
Me: Is that good?
Optician: The astigmatism's flipped on a 45 degree axis.
Me: Is that good?
Optician: Your depth is -6.0.
Me: 25 is not late twenties, you git.
Optician: How attached are you to your retinas?
Me: Is that good?
Optician: ...
Me: *headdesk*
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