50+ Things to Not Do at Hogwarts
atalantapendrag lists things that she is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts (inspired by Skippy's List):
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".The whole thing's worth reading, especially the comments.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.