The Bear Jew (oliveoyl) wrote in metaquotes,
The Bear Jew
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A Very Clever Joke Rots in Hell.

I: How many Slovaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
JUSTIN: Ooh, I dunno... four? I dunno.
LINDSAY: I'm gonna have to say two.
I: What?
LINDSAY: Two?
I: (to Justin) So you don't know?
JUSTIN: Well, no, I said four.
I: Um, don't you mean "I don't know, Meghanne, how many?"
JUSTIN: No, I mean four.
I: No, you have to say you don't know.
JUSTIN: No, you have to guess a number.
I: No, you don't, or the person telling the joke can't bounce off of it.
LINDSAY: I said two.

--oublier
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