"I’m no genius in the relationship department, but I somehow don’t think this conversation is how to impress. For your entertainment:
roommate: “I feel so lonely when I wake up in the morning without you”...[a couple inaudible sentences later] ...
girl: “Do you even remember where I’m from?”
rommate: “Uhhh... Could you give me a hint?”
And I haven’t seen the girl since. Yay!"