Slipstream (slipstreamborne) wrote in metaquotes,
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smith120bh's roommate has a really bad habit of shagging girls in the room while smith120bh is present and awake, but at least he gets some awesome pillow talk out of it...

"I’m no genius in the relationship department, but I somehow don’t think this conversation is how to impress. For your entertainment:

roommate: “I feel so lonely when I wake up in the morning without you”...[a couple inaudible sentences later] ...
girl: “Do you even remember where I’m from?”
rommate: “Uhhh... Could you give me a hint?”

And I haven’t seen the girl since. Yay!
"
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