"Edit: Um. I just looked out the window and there is a dead fish on my windowsill. Like, a half eaten dead fish. I reckon a bird must have dropped it or something. But what the hell !! It's looking at me ..."
I found that so funny xD A dead fish. On your window. How gross is that? xD
Whats worse is that KL is like 35kms (20miles) inland, I think xD I live about 5kms away from the beach and I've never even smelt salt, let alone had a dead fish strike the window