ifitmakesuhappy (ifitmakesuhappy) wrote in metaquotes,
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Learning how to drive...

from hefty_sailor 's journal, locked entry with permission.

Mom: So, say you're driving and a cat runs in front of your car. What do you do?                                                                                  

Me: You swerve so you don't hit the cat.

Mom: WRONG! YOU DO NOT SWERVE! YOU HIT THE CAT!

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