So, apocalypsos informs her readers that Bill O'Reilly just compared gay marriage to the plot of Jurassic Park.
palmetto: I know that when my friend Mikey meets a boy, it always ends in a small annoying child being electrocuted on a fence.
insidian: Wait... so gay people are born from eggs turned by robot arms? And the first person they see is Richard Attenborough?
indigoskynet: OMG the steps of the approaching gay people disturb my water glass and my freaky supergenius gymnastic children must run from them!
sinsense: GAYASAURUS REX! Raaaaaaaaa!
There's more. :)