Tips on finding a goth roommate:
1) Mount loudspeakers on your house and blare "Floodland" over and over until it has a Pied Piper effect.
2) Put up flyers on poles advertising the completely black room you have for rent.
3) Hang out in more cemeteries.
4) Put a bottle of absinthe under a box held up by a stick with a rope tied to it.
5) Ignore smart asses replying to your LJ post.