Mia (gryfindormia) wrote in metaquotes,
Mia
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Letter to the cats

From a locked post and taken with permission from the the wonderful tamnonlinear

Dear cats,

The universe as a whole tends towards an increase in entropy anyway. It does not need your help. Any cat found to be engaging in acts that unnecessarily accelerate the heat death of the universe will be dealt with severely. Please keep in mind that many of you are one of a pair or more of look-alike cats and therefore can quite easily be turned into matching slippers or sock puppets.

Love (more or less),

The Human.
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