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WS: How do you know I'm not Warren Sapp? He wears a helmet, his face is hard to see.
(Yeah, I noticed he said "he" and not "I," but I didn't bring it up at that time.)
Me: Well, I do know Warren Sapp is black.
WS: What is that, some kind of racist comment?
Me: (By saving a black man hundreds of dollars by not letting a stranger rent on his account?) No, I just think if you're going to pretend to be a black man, you should be black.