From the Amazingly Bad Poetry Review's latest entry:
You're constantly thinking about this person, you think she's beautiful--are you feeling trapped? Is that what you're trying to say? Perhaps this is Avery's way of saying "This relationship is suffocating me! I can't breathe! Nasal congestion! Sneezing! Itchy watery eyes! I want out! Boom!"
From nancychan's post to customers_suck:
You're going to pay for the goods and services you acquire... Why? Because that's how our economy works, bitch... In Canada it’s called Socialist-Capitalism; In other words, I’m a nice cashier who rings in your groceries. And you pay for them. If you don’t pay, the friendly man with the large arms beats you up… and the health care system pays for your facial reconstruction XDDD
Sadly, although we have large men working in the grocery department, we’re not legally allowed to beat up customers… sigh