Lynz (ospreydreams) wrote in metaquotes,

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palmer_kun was right. scott_lynch is the funniest man ever. Whole post can be found here, but I warn you it is quite disgusting. Poopie and the like.

"I refuse to believe that one ass was responsible for the wide variety of colors and consistencies on display in the three stalls; I can't begin to speculate on the order in which the defecations occurred, or whether any of them were simultaneous. All I know is that it was an evil beyond man's comprehension and there was no way in hell I was going to get forensic with it.

I found my least favorite other busboy and offered him five bucks on the spot to "deal with the mens' room."

Best five bucks I ever spent."
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