Deggy (ghostly_watcher) wrote in metaquotes,
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First posting here.

A couple days ago on fanficrants, there was a discussion of male pregnancy in fanfiction, when moonymonstermade the following comment:

I'm sorry, but I totally pictured this:

"Screw you!"

"Screw you too!"

"Why not?"

"...Okay..."

--one month later--

"HELP! I'm late!"

"...What?"

"I'M PREGNANT!!"

"But...you don't have periods."

"SHUT UP! I'M PREGNANT, DAMMIT!"

"R-right...when did..."

"With you! A month ago! When we were both dead drunk!"

"...Oh, fuck."

"Yep. Want to?"

 *snickers*

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