Richard III, simplified and made much more fun. :)
Lady Anne: [over the corpse of her husband] You killed my husband. I hate you.
Richard: Aww baby, don't be that way!
Anne: ... But... my husband. Dead. You... killed?
Richard: OK OK I admit it. I killed him. And I liked it. And I'd do it again, damnit! But I think you're foxy.
Anne: Tee hee! Oh, you!
Richard: So... howza bout we make out?
Anne: But... my husband's corpse is right--
Anne: Ah, what the hell. Sure.
And then later:
Lords: Hey, we totally need a king.
Buckingham: Uhh.. how about Richard? It's not like he's paying me to say this or anything.
Lord: But he killed my son!
Lord: And my father!
Lord: And my cat!
Lord: Yeah, we hate Richard!
Buckingham: But uhh... hey. Look. Look at Richard. He's totally standing in between two monks holding a prayer book. He's totally pious.
Lords: No. He's definitely evil.
Buckingham: Evil... or pious?
Lords: Hmm... touche.
Buckinham: So. King then, eh?
Lords: Well, ok. Hey, Richie!
Richard: Sorry, can't talk, with God.
Lords: We really need to talk to y-
Richard: Guys, I'm totally with God right now. Come back later.
Lords: Um. It's kind of important.
Richard: FINE! Why don't I just put God on hold for a second! JEEZE!
Lords: Thanks so much for your time, noble, pious, wholesome, overly good-looking Richard...
Richard: Yeah yeah yeah.
Lords: We were just wondering if you... y'know... want to be king?
Richard: Oh. Ohh. I... I couldn't possibly.
Richard: No way.
Richard: Oh, you guys! Fine! I'll do it, gosh darn it!
Lords: Yaaay! Oh Richard, you're so keen!
Richard: Aw, shucks. [aside] Now I'm going to kill EVERYBODY! BUWHA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH!!!!!
Lords: What was that last part?
Richard: Oh, I was just saying how much I love kittens.
Lords: And how much do you love kittens, my good lord?
RIchard: Very much.
Lords: Awwwww. Kittens! Awww.