The Woman in Purple (rainbow_goddess) wrote in metaquotes,
The Woman in Purple

"If you tell me 'I axed the [person with whom you were talking],' I want to hear about how many times you hit that person with said axe, whether or not that person died, and when I can get your autograph before the police take you out in a spray of gunfire. The English language is your mistress, but that doesn't give you reason to sodomize her, beat her with a rubber boot, and set her afire."

sclerotic_rings in this post in customers_suck. (Used with permission, of course.) The entire post is worth reading.
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