dakegra: v.tempted to go in with a blank sheet of paper, and say 'lets start from scratch, shall we?'
dakegra: or when they ask why it's blank
dakegra: whip out my tinfoil hat and shout 'OH MY GOD, THEY'VE STOLEN THE WORDS!'
dakegra: "RUN! WHILE THERE' S STILL TIME!!"
dakegra: then fall off my chair, for added effect.
From his hysterical post, read all of it. It's GREAT!