"you see, with all the washes and shampoos and cleansers and moisturizers and scrubs and soaps sometimes i don't know if i'm washing myself or if i'm making a deluxe fruit smoothie. i mean, we have such a wide selection of flavors; kiwi, strawberry, strawberry-kiwi, mango to name a view(sic).
sometimes i get out of the shower wanting a jamba juice."
From this entry.
ETA: original writer's gender, to prevent further confusion! ;)