(my mother runs a baby sitting business, which I suspect is the basis for my hatred of children but anyway on with the post.)
Mother: I'm taking the kids to the park.
Me: Yeah okay.
Her: Y'know in every Patricia Cornwell novel I've ever read, every time a child goes to the park, they get kidnapped. Oh well I guess I can only hope.
Me: It wont work if you stand there. Leave them, come home and then check back in a day.