eimran says here
What's worse is I was the one to find it... and... I just... looked at it. Then I slowly closed the dishwasher door, without removing the milk. I just... left it there.
...it was staring at me in there.
It was like a really weird horror movie or something. Milky McMilkerson gets kicked by a radioactive cow and becomes THE CALCINATOR. Chasing down those of us with weakened bone structure from a lack of calcium in our diet, shooting noxious blobs of souring milk, shrieking about needing MORE VITAMIN D.
...And this was the day I truly learned my imagination not only runs away with me, it locks me in the trunk of a car and goes joyriding.