Mike (sarcastro) wrote in metaquotes,

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I couldn't resist, it had me in tears:

eimran says here

What's worse is I was the one to find it... and... I just... looked at it. Then I slowly closed the dishwasher door, without removing the milk. I just... left it there.

...it was staring at me in there.

It was like a really weird horror movie or something. Milky McMilkerson gets kicked by a radioactive cow and becomes THE CALCINATOR. Chasing down those of us with weakened bone structure from a lack of calcium in our diet, shooting noxious blobs of souring milk, shrieking about needing MORE VITAMIN D.

...And this was the day I truly learned my imagination not only runs away with me, it locks me in the trunk of a car and goes joyriding.
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