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Jurassic Park: coming soon to a state near you!

In this post,sclerotic_rings expresses frustration with dealing with Southern callers at his call center job:

I've now sworn that I'm going to dedicate my entire life to developing time travel, solely to go back to 1861 and deliver neutron bombs and germ warfare to Sherman and Grant. Giving back the Carolinas to the Cherokee after the last traces of nerve agent dissipate is almost as thrilling as looking over the sea of fused glass once known as "Virginia" and now known as "Pickett's Crater". For Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, and Texas, I'm reintroducing dinosaurs.
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