"So I'm at the register one Saturday afternoon, the store is PACKED. A 20-something girl and her mother are digging through the bins of panties that are on clearance. The mother picks up a hot pink G-String and shouts, I KID YOU NOT, 'eww, look at that string. I wonder how that feels on your pussy!'. My jaw just dropped and the whole store got dead silent. I composed myself and said politely 'Ma'am, the string goes in the back. You're holding it backwards.'. I was mortified FOR her."