Caitlin (kiffany) wrote in metaquotes,
Caitlin
kiffany
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jennithepirate muses on customers, here.



"I HATE EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T TIP ME OR GAVE ME A SHITTY TIP LAST NIGHT. I
HOPE YOU ALL FIND A BIG FAT LUMP IN YOUR LEFT BUTT CHEEK AND GET ALL
SCARED THINKING IT'S A CANCER OR A TUMOR OR SOMETHING AND YOU GO TO THE
DOCTOR TO GET IT CHECKED OUT AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE SPIDER EGGS."



(I wasn't sure whether to take off the caps or not, so I left them.)
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