Over at mock_the_stupid, there's a post about some moron wondering how lesbians have babies. WTFing and snark ensues, which leads us to...
"Idiot: Then how do lesbians have babies?
The penis farie comes at night and does its job. Dont these people know how babies are made!" -- ieatcats4funn
"I have a penis fairy... I call it a vibrator, though." -- animal_dreams