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in this entry, the entire text of which is posted here, poemtree makes me laugh out loud, which hardly ever happens on the internet:



as the jehovah's witnesses approach our front door, my mother is sitting on the couch sipping her coffee. "shit," she says, "the blinds are open and i'm in plain view!" she puts down her coffee and before i know it she has flung herself onto the floor without making a sound, mission impossible style, and is rolling across the carpet. the cat is hissing and i am laughing hysterically and the jehovah's witnesses are ringing the bell and pounding on the door.
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