"Oh, I can't wait. I don't think there's ever been a episode like this in the history of dramatic television," said Peter Gallagher, when reached for comment. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go fire up the weed eater and take care of these eyebrows."
While FOX executives could not be reached for comment, an insider informed the AP that they expect the lowest ratings in the history of dramatic television, followed by cancellation and a quick retooling of the show into "Flexing With Benjamin McKenzie", guest starring Adam Brody.
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