Nathaniel Wolfthorn (ganimede) wrote in metaquotes,
Nathaniel Wolfthorn
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My Undergarments Are Plotting to Kill Me

In which mentalhygiene discovers stalker!underwear:

"I have the sneaking suspicion I'm going to be awakened in the middle of the night by my undershirts, duking it out with my (fruit of the loom) boxers, an evil cackle emanating from my trembling dresser: "JUST WAIT TILL WE GET OUR HANES ON YOU!" "

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