tatty bojangles (apocalypsos) wrote in metaquotes,
tatty bojangles

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Eww. Now I have a mental image.

Every time I read the word "frottage", I think of cottage cheese. I'll be reading some story, they'll be rubbing against each other and all I can think is that they're going mushy and rotten where I can't see, that the characters are curdling inside their clothes, and after the story's over both of them will drip out of sleeves and past trouser cuffs, and then get sopped up by paper towels and thrown away. -- hetrez
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