Mindset (mindset) wrote in metaquotes,

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An Open Letter to the World

Dear World,

First off, kudos as usual for an unprecedented 10,000th year of society. You guys never cease to amaze me. I can't count the number of times you've saved me the trouble of inventing my own steam engine or milking my own cows.

Onto more important issues. I realize that Madonna kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Now, I can certainly understand why you would find this rather shocking. However, it's been about week or so, and I think it's high time you got on with your lives. If you're interested in seeing moderately beautiful women kissing, I'd like to introduce you to a concept known as "softcore pornography." You see, in this media, there are moderately beautiful women kissing all the time. In fact, they frequently aren't wearing clothes. I'm certain that after observing some of this artform, you'll be able to put Madonna, Britney, and Christina behind you once and for all.

Also, you'll quit annoying the hell out of me, and I'd appreciate it.

Your pal,
Jim Smith (jim_smith)
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