Flea Rosca (mojoflea) wrote in metaquotes,
Flea Rosca
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today at jamba juice, while i was waiting for my strawberry tsunami, one of the young, male employees yelled to the other young female employees that he was going outside to look at the porsche parked in front of the store.

they couldn't hear what he had said over the whir of the blenders so i repeated it to them. he walked back in like he was star-struck. his co-worker looked at the car from the window and said flatly, "it's alright."

he looked at me and said "she thinks a turbo charged porsche is just alright."

she handed me my smoothie and i smirked, "men with small penises usually lust over such cars."

she looked at me and asked me to repeat myself, which i did.

"i've dated a few men with porsches," i laughed.

the male employee cowered in the corner.

i smiled at him, "you're young, you'll grow out of it."

and with that i walked out.
sometimes i just can't help myself when the opportunity for shock value presents itself.


-- mangopuppy
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