they couldn't hear what he had said over the whir of the blenders so i repeated it to them. he walked back in like he was star-struck. his co-worker looked at the car from the window and said flatly, "it's alright."
he looked at me and said "she thinks a turbo charged porsche is just alright."
she handed me my smoothie and i smirked, "men with small penises usually lust over such cars."
she looked at me and asked me to repeat myself, which i did.
"i've dated a few men with porsches," i laughed.
the male employee cowered in the corner.
i smiled at him, "you're young, you'll grow out of it."
and with that i walked out.
sometimes i just can't help myself when the opportunity for shock value presents itself.