And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

About a stupid movie reviewer confused by anime plotlines...

If you're an English-speaking adult watching Princess Mononoke dubbed in English, the only way you can possibly get lost in the plot is if you spend 3/4 of the movie snorting coke in the bathroom. Angel Sanctuary? The [reviewer] spent most of the hour and a half trying to self-fellate, is my guess. Since he managed to not see ten or so of the key scenes. "WTF? Who is this guy? He's dying already? He wasn't here before! Except when he was. If I could just bend a liiiiiittle further...hey, why's that chick all bloody?"

-- jusheureux
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