whiski_sour: I kidnapped this meme from chash. I said, "Hullo, little meme. Would you like to see my Legolas action figure?" And, because this meme is such the Orlando Bloom fanmeme, it said, "*squee!* Yes!" And, so I took it home. But, little did it know that I don't have a Legolas action figure. This meme had to learn the hard way that I'm not to be trusted.
poor_choices: Damn, you're getting wilier. Now I need to figure out some new and more devious way to get your memes away from you!
...Legolas action figure? *perks up*
 Dominic Monaghan
OMG U R SOOO OBVIUS! ur jsut part of dl_arse bcuz u wnt 2 sleep with Dominic Monaghan! You damn teeny-bopper, homophobic slash monkey!!9
whiski_sour: I am just too damned crafty for my own good, ya know?
Oh yes. Legolas action figure. Would you like to come to my house and see it? *rubs hands in wicked glee*
Well, we should just break out the cooking utensils and introduce them to each other because I see from your own meme answers, in regards to the guys you want to sleep with, you put...
 Orlando Bloom
 Billy Boyd
So! It seems to me that YOUR'RE just in dl_anon because you want to sleep with THEM! Well, I've got news for ya, you homocidal brianna...they ain't gonna fuck you. Neener.
BTW...Should we be having this much fun with this?