Eslyssa (eslyssa) wrote in metaquotes,
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What crawled out of your ovaries?

Quoted with permission from azurelunatic - in which she berates her body.

Dear body:

What ever happened to the whole concept of "The Lunatic cycles not more than once every thirty-five days" concept? Do the math here, my friend. March 17 - February 19 < 35. < 28, even. This is not good, wholesome, family-oriented fun-time here. This is "What crawled out of your ovaries?" time. We are not amused. Okay, we're amused, but we're also very curious as to why you've picked this time to decide to simulate something approximating a normal schedule, if one cycle can be loosely interpreted to involve "schedule".

WTF?,
me

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