Interesting thing of the day: While we were at the mall a few days back, my brother spotted a Jesus figurine. So, to call me over, he says, "Hey, Beth Ann, look, it's that guy."
Of course, I'm not psychic, nor can I see the figure, so I ask for clarification.
"The guy from the Bible!" he responds.
Hoo-boy. So, Mum and I walk over, and lo and behold, it's Jesus! OMG!
So, we insult my brother a bit, and he defends himself, saying, "I thought it was his father! Not God, the other guy! You know, Mary's wife!"
Take a moment here, you'll probably need it.