Trisha Lynn (trishalynn) wrote in metaquotes,
Trisha Lynn
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On the subject of male hurting

However, the fact that you also wanted to knead your sharp pointy claws into my Manly Parts (tm) was not conducive to improving our relations. Please understand that my very sudden jumping up and, in doing so, accidentally tossing you sideways was in no way a declaration of hostility, but merely a reaction of shock and discomfort that will not be repeated again as long as you follow one simple set of directions: NO CLAWS ON MY ROCK OF GIBRALTAR, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

chaosvizier writes an open letter to his cat (at least I think it's his and not his roommates').

(I hope this makes up for me not being able to do the LJDQ for the last two weeks.)
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