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From the journal of noxnottetorrent,Who It Seems, Is Related To Someone Called "Murphy"...

The Laws



1. If Nox is wet and/or naked, the phone will ring, or there will be someone at the door.

(1.1) If it's the telephone, the caller will have called a wrong number, or be a telemarketer. Not someone worth getting out of the shower for.

(1.2) If it's the door, the caller will be a Jehova's Witness, a Mormon, or someone selling cable television installations. Not someone worth getting out of the shower and/or dressed for.


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