From locked post with permission. Thanks Tim. You're the star of my all my dreams. <3
This is what happens when you watch E! Tim is talking about the Michael Jackson trail reenactment thing:
This isn’t a car wreck. And it’s no train wreck. It’s not even a plane crash.
No, this a plane plummeting from the sky and crashing into a passenger train, which runs off its rails and flips end over end onto an insanely busy freeway, where the railcars slam into a school bus full of developmentally delayed children, which then smacks into a limo carrying the Nobel Peace Prize winner, which veers into the bike lane and crushes a pregnant biker, whose fancy spoke-less bike flies into the air, over the railing, and smushes a little old woman pedestrian.
Who falls on her blind dog.
That’s the level of disaster we’re talking.