Sam: What movie are you going to see? *looks at the kid* Robots?
Woman: No, no, I hate those FAKE movies! I'd never see anything like that.
Sam: What are you seeing, then?
Woman: The Pacifier.
Sam: Oh. Yes. I heard that was a documentary.
Sam: Never mind. Anyway, did you know Vin Diesel's gay?
Woman: Wait, WHAT?
It continues, oh so beautifully, here.